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Outnumbered: I’m now a shul bouncer and my mother, wife and daughters are amused

There were ripples of suppressed laughter when I announced my first security security shift

Finding peace in the aisles of the grocery store

Is it too dark for the (Jewish) stars to come out?

Where can I wear my Magen David necklaces? More places than I can my T-shirt emblazoned Crack Whore, I guess

We’re making aliyah to … N12

Israel? Feisty, brash – yep, same as ever

I expected to get off the plane to a radically altered Israel. I was wrong

My brilliant pal – dismissed as simply a Zionist

‘Zionist’ is now a derogatory term used by those who see no single good thing about Israel

I’ve just turned six-oh — and with it the age of tech incompetence

I think it might be easier to get a new husband than the various senior discounts to which I’m now entitled

Dreaming of retirement in the Shtetl-by-the-Sea

etc etc