Just another few days in the life of a Spurs fan. I've been following the farce from the US. Just to recap: we lost our first two games, and suddenly it's 'crisis at White Hart Lane' headlines. We beat Derby 4-0 on Saturday and it's 'Spurs back on track for the Champions League'. After three games.

On Sunday it's reported that Martin Jol has been, or is about to be, sacked.

On Monday he's not been sacked; he's had a full and frank exchange of views with the board.

Oops. Also on Sunday, the Sevilla manager has been offered Jol's job. Or he hasn't. No, he hasn't say the board. But then he says he was made a 'dizzying' offer. But he's staying. And then he says he was never made an offer.

What a bunch of twats. Is it any wonder Spurs are a laughing stock with a bunch of idiots running the club? How to undermine your manager and ruin your season - object lesson number one, with due debt to Newcastle United.

Then yesterday, just in case the off-the-pitch farce wasn't having an impact, Paul Robinson has a merde.

Come of Steve M - even the Spurs fans don't think Robinson should be England keeper anymore. He's been decidedly average since the World Cup.