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Recipe: Jewish tennis cake

The fruitcake is light, moist and large enough to cater for an entire tournament. The icing is optional.

July 22, 2010 10:23
220710 Fruit cake

Byclarissa hyman, Clarissa Hyman

1 min read

Anyone for tennis? Don't ask.

I play Jewish tennis, which helps to explain this recipe. In fact, I play Jewish ladies' tennis: co-ordinated outfits, late starts, mobiles on court and nail breaks instead of tie-breaks. The accountant's wife is in charge of court fees, the optician is there for line calls. There are frequent Talmudic disputes because no-one can remember the score. However, we do have two doctors in our group, which is useful for second opinions.

Our main fixture is Sunday morning, and I find cake helps soften the painful memory of a botched volley and rubbish backhand.

A few years ago I made this classic English teatime fruitcake and iced it in the shape of a lurid green tennis court, with tramlines as wobbly as my serve, for a friendly (hah!) match at the Hay Literary Festival between hacks and publishers. The fruitcake is light, moist and large enough to cater for an entire tournament. The icing is optional.