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Wish a final farewell to Jeremy Corbyn, the god of tiny rooms

After Labour's decision to ban him from standing for the party in Islington North, his followers can convince themselves of anything except their complicity in their own failure

April 4, 2023 09:45
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Former Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn speaks at a protest rally in support of Britain's National Health Service (NHS) and proper pay for it's staff and workers, in central London on March 11, 2023. (Photo by Susannah Ireland / AFP) (Photo by SUSANNAH IRELAND/AFP via Getty Images)
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Now he is forbidden from standing as a Labour candidate in Islington North, Jeremy Corbyn is preparing for a final battle. He will stand as an independent, or maybe a Green, if they will have him. Or maybe he will form his own political party.

His supporters are pleading for this in words that read like prayers, because Corbynism is a religion with hierarchies of its own. (There is even gossip that his son will stand in his stead. Corbynism has multiple weird parallels with Christianity — they share a saviour concept, and an enemy in Jews — so presenting a son as redemptive sacrifice is logical.)

“I will not be intimidated into silence,” Corbyn said, though there isn’t a voter alive who doesn’t know his views. He might win in Islington North. Supporters are already tweeting their availability for canvassing and predicting a renewal of renewal.

I hope he has a spreadsheet. It is one seat; not exactly a mass movement but the Corbynites, who live on fantasies and conspiracies, can convince themselves of anything except their complicity in their own failure.

They won’t trot gaily into the night. They can’t. The cleverer ones —Jon Lansman , for instance — mourn Labour’s rejection of Corbyn but still want the party to succeed. True Corbynites aren’t capable of that kind of negotiation, or generosity, because their politics, and their prejudice, inhabits their subconscious. That is why they are raging and childlike.

Their informal mantra, “Be Kind”, which enables them to perform all sorts of personal cruelty — on Twitter, Mrs Corbyn told Ed Miliband his dead father would be ashamed of him — is part of their structure of denial. How can the community of the good be cruel?

This week, they disseminated the conspiracy theory they have relied on these past seven years to explain their failures to themselves. When challenged, they taunted Jews. Their preferred taunt is “Nazi”.

They insisted on the “hierarchy of racism”. This conspiracy says there is limited space for anti-racist discourse in Britain, and Jews have taken it all. Even when we speak in our defence, we are greedy. In naming racism, we are racist; in caring, we are careless.