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Charlotte Oliver

Opinion

What did the Romans ever do for us? They gave me a love for learning

April 27, 2016 10:30
Monty Python's The Life of Brian knew the value of a Latin education
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"Why on earth did you study Latin?" the stranger in question inquires, he or she perplexed (perplexus, confused) as to why I could possibly squander my student loan on a so-called "dead" language.

"On the contrary," I proffer, with arms outstretched like a Roman orator. By now, the routine is well-rehearsed. "It's actually immortal. And by the way! 'Immortal' is a Latin word!" (Immortalis, deathless).

I then inwardly cringe, as I morph into a gruesome blend of Boris Johnson and Stephen Fry - with a heavy dose of Monty Python added in for good measure.

"What did the Romans ever do for us? Mate, where do I begin?" I leap onto my soapbox. At this point, I really cannot stop myself.