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Norman Lebrecht, norman lebrecht

Opinion

The past is a foreign country...

...we did things differently there

October 8, 2020 11:10
The red phonebox: there’s no longer any call for it
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When I first read in the Routledge Tabernacles machzor that “seven days shall ye sit in booths”, my infant mind wondered how we would all fit into that red box on the street corner, the one with the black appliance and two buttons marked A and B. If you’re under 35 you won’t have a clue what I’m on about so I’d better explain that, before smartphones, the red booth was a fixture in our lives, with free calls to 999 — that’s 111 to you — and a B button for your pennies back if the other party was not at home.

Like other fixtures I grew up with, the booth has gone the way of the stone horse trough, an oblong object that stood at the end of the street for the refreshment of beasts of burden that delivered our coal and other essentials. Another world? You’d better believe it.

I once took a stroll in Regent’s Park with a composer in his 90s and my five year-old daughter, who asked why some roses had no smell. “It’s because the horses are gone,” sighed Berthold. The horses, it seems, attracted sparrows who fed off undigested wheat husks in their droppings and went on to do whatever birds and bees do to give the flowers their fragrance. Think about it: what did you last see a sparrow in north London? They used to be more common than robins.

As a toddler, I could walk along walls from one end of our crescent to the other, walking at the same height as adults and feeling no deference towards them in regard to our respective heights. The walls had no railings because the government had sheared them all off to make guns in the first year of the war and no-one in the 1950s had the ration cards to replace them.