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Spitting Image the musical made this Jew uncomfortable

The puppet masters do try to fight antisemitism but they seem to forget about one offender

June 29, 2023 10:44
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In May 2016, Tyson Fury was filmed voicing some classic antisemitism. JC readers probably remember the rambling interview in which Fury mocked the general public for allowing ourselves to “be brainwashed by all the Zionist, Jewish people who own all the banks, all the papers, all the TV stations”. These “Zionist, Jewish people” were supposedly part of a new world order that instructed people to “shag your animals”.

We already knew that Fury’s engagement with his fans was built on the worst kinds of chauvinism. Previously asked about women in sport, his choice contributions included the line: “I believe a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back.” After his May 2016 rant went viral, Fury apologised for “some things which may have hurt some people”, with the caveat that “though it is not an excuse, sometimes the heightened media scrutiny has caused me to act out in public”. Let’s assume he won’t be getting a Righteous Among the Nations award any time soon.

Most Jews haven’t forgotten Fury’s antisemitism. Visit the supposed home of British satire, however, and you’ll discover that other people have. Idiots Assemble: Spitting Image The Musical is the latest stage romp based on the long-running Spitting Image television programme. With more than a nod to the Marvel superhero franchise, it features a set of misfits who team up to take down Boris Johnson and his gang of global powerbrokers intent on stealing King Charles’ crown. (All represented, of course, by Roger Law’s superb puppet caricatures.) Who is the salt-of-the-earth comrade who provides the muscle? Why, one Tyson Fury.

Let’s be clear about one thing. As satire, Spitting Image takes everyone and everything as a target for scorn. No one in this musical is upheld as a hero, with the unnerving exception of Volodymyr Zelensky, whose brief appearance in puppet form abruptly shifted the audience response on the night I attended from popcorn-chucking cynicism to unadulterated adoration. Our team of warriors may be saving the world from the evil Tories (yes, there’s plenty of that), but they’re also vain (Meghan Markle), lairy (Angela Rayner), or po-faced (Greta Thunberg). The result is frequently very, very funny. Hence the title, Idiots Assemble.
The problem is that elsewhere, this show explicitly rejects antisemitism. Or thinks it does. When Ant and Dec host a talent-contest (naturally) to put together our band of well-intentioned idiots, Kanye West nearly gets a spot — until he opens his mouth and releases a string of antisemitic profanities.