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Tracy-Ann Oberman

ByTracy-Ann Oberman, Tracy-Ann Oberman

Opinion

Signs and wonders on the M1

May 20, 2011 16:03
2 min read

I am currently appearing in a play out of town. This is something I have not felt able to do since the birth of the beloved daughter as, like Chicken Likken, fearing the sky will cave in at any moment, I have fretted that taking a prolonged working leave of absence from Maison Oberman will result in untold catastrophes.

I have been pleasantly surprised. Mr. O and Princess O have discovered resources that we were all unaware of. For example, macho Mr O can now tell the difference between Cinderella, Snow White and Rapunzel dressing up outfits, and which accessories go with which.

Princess O (4) can explain the offside rule and sing songs about Eric Cantona for hours. Lovely.

I was musing on this during my drive down the M1 the other day, waiting for The Archers to start and crunching Maltesers. The news headlines were as follows: Disgraced police chief appealing his conviction (crunch); Cameron insisting on NHS reform (crunch); a bomb scare in central London (crunch).