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I've just seen the weirdest thing. I was buying some paint in the DIY shop when, out of nowhere, bright yellow paint started flying across the aisle. I was lucky: it hit my fingers, jeans and shoes but nothing else. Those near to the epicentre, as it were, were not so lucky: some people were covered from head to toe in paint.
It seems that some moron was trying to prize open the paint container (heaven knows why) and it slipped in his hand, crashing to the ground and covering everything near it. It's no wonder we share so much DNA with apes.
I've no idea what the poor people covered in paint will do. Forget about their clothes, which are ruined. How will they even get home?