Here are the long-awaited results of the Arabella Weir poll.
Go on hunger strike 14%
Throw herself in front of a horse at Ascot 39%
Chain herself to the railings outside Boris' house 23%
Leave London 25% The clear winner is the second option: that she should throw herself under a horse at Ascot. Just to help her, here's tomorrow's Ascot card. There are six races for her to choose from.
Alternatively, she could just keep her trite, ignorant leftie drivel to herself in future.
