Donate

An after-dinner winner

An after-dinner winner

September 7, 2010 12:24

By Simon Rocker

1 min read

This from Michael Winner in the Sunday Times, as told him by lyricist Don Black: "Mrs Cohen goes to a fortune teller. She's told, 'Your husband is going to be beaten, mutilated and murdered.' Mrs Cohen asks, 'Was I acquitted?'"

Editor’s picks

Holocaust Memorial Day shows how important our survivors’ stories are

Harry Olmer survived the Buchenwald concentration camp and the infamous 'death marches' and is now a beloved member of his community in the UK (Image: Alamy)

To hit the drug-addled Houthis, Mossad could remove their stash

Houthis raise their rifles along with a yellow flag of Lebanon's Hezbollah in protest against Israel's military action in Lebanon and Gaza.(Getty Images)

The people who are choosing to become Jewish after October 7

Revealed: ‘Jihadi lioness’ has been hosted by more London charities

Syeda Umme Farwa, who runs the UK-registered charity Labaik Ya Zahra (LYZ), appeared on a list of “jihadi lionesses” compiled by an Iranian outlet (Photo: Facebook)

Keeping up with the Cohens: Would you spend £250,000 on a simchah?

More from News

Portraits of Bibas family, kidnapped by Hamas (Image: Getty)

Israel demand Hamas reveal status of Shiri Bibas and her two kids

1 min read

(L-R) Ofer Kalderon, Keith Siegel and Yarden Bibas have been listed for release from Gaza tomorrow (Image: Hostages and Missing Families Forum)

Hamas names three hostages to be released tomorrow as Ofer Kalderon, Keith Siegel and Yarden Bibas

1 min read

Hamas confirms death of terror mastermind Mohammed Deif

Hamas confirms death of terror mastermind Mohammed Deif

1 min read

Frankie Leach speaking on Newsnight (Image: BBC/X).

Charity distances itself from employee who accused government of financing Gaza ‘genocide’

By Lorin Bell-Cross

3 min read