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Dear Meghan...

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are getting married next year. So is Rosa Doherty. And she's got a few words of advice

November 27, 2017 16:57
Meghan and her ginger boy
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Dear Meghan,

It has been brought to my attention that you’re getting married next year to your very own prince. Mazeltov! Guess what? Me, too.

I’m sure you didn’t mean to try and upstage me. After all, you must have seen my engagement announcement — it was in the JC. And our food editor wrote a blog post about my guy’s romantic proposal. OK, Harry roasted a chicken for you (was it a Friday night?), but my man smashed an avocado to spell out his proposal on toast. Impressive, eh?

The Chief Rabbi tweeted his congratulations to both of you. Well, when I announced that I was getting married, he called me personally. But he is a really busy man, so don’t feel too disheartened.