Dear England Review: They shoot, they score …it’s a winner for England

Dear England
National Theatre | ★★★★✩

Before next year’s European Finals in Germany, England manager Gareth Southgate could do worse than take himself and his team to the National Theatre.

Yes, yes, high culture may not be the usual preparation for a team of testosterone-saturated alpha males before competing in a football tournament, but in James Graham’s new play, which stars an uncannily spot-on Joseph Fiennes as the England manager, they will see how
Southgate’s culture revolution improved England as team and even as a country.

As so often, it all comes down to penalties. Particularly the one Southgate missed in the Euro ‘96 finals, a moment scorched into the national consciousness, Southgate’s mind and Graham’s play, which opens with Southgate looking at his younger self as he takes the fateful shot.

Kel Matsena (Raheem Sterling) and Will Close (Harry Kane) in Dear England at the National Theatre. Photo by Marc Brenner 7387

Kel Matsena as Raheem Sterling and Will Close as Harry Kane in Dear England (Marc Brenner)

Anyone who doubts the beautiful game can be recreated for the stage is largely proved right by Rupert Goold’s production.

Under a huge ring of white light (design Es Devlin) the football games during Southgate’s tenure are conveyed by scenes during which the team rush around the stage like — as one Match of the Day pundit once described a directionless centre forward — a speedboat without a driver.

The action that counts here, however, all happens in the backroom where Southgate sparks a revolution that confronts England’s psychology of denial. Every tournament England competes in is entered into with unrealistic expectations.

Though serial losers they (or “we”, for those in the audience who are fellow long-suffering fans) insist on thinking of themselves/ourselves as rightful winners.

It is a mindset that has been passed down through generations of football fans and players says Southgate, since 1966.

Gina McKee (Pippa Grange) in Dear England at the National Theatre. Photo by Marc Brenner 0606

Gina McKee in Dear England (Marc Brenner)