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Kosher Blowback

February 03, 2009 13:28

OK, I know this a potentially dangerous topic but I think this needs to be brought out into the open, especially as it is a practice that is endorsed by one of the great guardians of the moral welfare of vast numbers of the worlds population. Or in other words, the Jewish faith.

What I'm talking about here is something called Metzitzah B'peh.

As many of you will know, Metzitzah B'peh is an ancient Jewish ritual of performing a circumcision on an infant and then having the the Rabbi (or Mohel to use the correct terminology), suck the blood out of the child's penis with his mouth. Yes that's right ...WITH HIS MOUTH!!!!!

Basically, what we have here ladies and gentlemen is a kind of 'kosher blowjob' thing. On infants. Not content with dumbing down our children and wreaking irrational conflict against innocent women and children, religion has to carry on doing the same dumb crap they did a few thousand years ago because they're fundamental and they're moronic and they believe that nothing, like themselves, should ever evolve.

Now there are plenty of people round the world who are desperate to spread nasty rumours about the Jews ...that they made up the Holocaust, that they were behind 9/11, that they masturbate into Catholic communion wafers, but all this really proves is that racists are lazy and don't read the news because according to The Jewish Week, the practice of Metzitzah B'peh happens about 2,000 times a year in New York alone. And many of these babies go on to suffer from genital herpes, aids, venereal disease ...and in one case, death. In fact, there was one baby that died, and along with 6 other infected babies, were all 'serviced' by the same Mohel - one Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer.

Now, not only is Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer still ordained as a Rabbi, he is not even in jail. In fact, get this ...until very recently he had his own web site! That's right ...HE WAS ON THE INTERNET ADVERTISING HIMSELF!!!!

Seriously ...what the hell is going on? Why are these nutters allowed to do this kind of stuff in the name of their respective mainstream religions? It's not like they need the publicity or anything.

If these kinds of practices are allowed to go on, next they'll be saying that it's OK for Catholic priests to rape little boys and that it's perfectly reasonable for Muslims to stone to death young women for trying to go to school.

Do all the respective leaders of the 3 main monotheist religions get together every few years and discuss ways that they might be able to outdo each other ...you know, kind of like a 'Jackass' for the God-fearing? I can't think of any other logical explanation.

PS ...sorry for using the word 'logical' in this blog. No offence intended.

February 03, 2009 13:28

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