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I’m Uri Geller and Biden’s ‘iron’ commitment to Israel is as brittle as a spoon in my hands

An open letter from the spoon-bending celebrity to President Biden

June 27, 2024 16:38
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Dear Mr President,

I hope this reaches you. I know you’re a very busy man. You’re the leader of the free world. You’ve also got an election to fight. There’s a lot on your plate right now. If you win in November, you’ll be safe. If you don’t win, well you’ll still be safe, retiring to one of your two secluded mansions. You’ll sleep well at night, and why not?

After all, you won’t need to worry about heavily armed terrorists pouring out of tunnels into Delaware or Washington and murdering, raping and kidnapping everyone in sight. You won’t have to worry about thousands of high-precision missiles raining down, killing Americans, destroying neighbourhoods and pulverising vital infrastructure. And you won’t need to worry that missiles will be specifically aimed at your nuclear weapons sites, with the aim of causing a modern-day Hiroshima on American soil.

On the other hand, we here in Israel do. We have to worry about invasions, terrorism and missiles from the south, the north and the east. And not for the first time, but for the umpteenth time since our state was born just three years after the Holocaust - you know, the state to whose security you yourself gave an “ironclad” commitment just two months ago. Well, I happen to know a thing or two about iron, because I’m Uri Geller, and I happen to know that it can bend. Looks like you do too because, Mr President, your “ironclad commitment” is as brittle as a spoon in my hands.

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