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If you want to be happy, avoid news

May 28, 2009 10:12

ByTracy-Ann Oberman, Tracy-Ann Oberman

1 min read

I tried an experiment today. I picked up a broadsheet and looked for a positive news story. I got to page 11 without finding a single one. Susan Boyle doesn’t count.

I gave up. Looking for a good news story is a bit like trying to find an unbiased approach to reporting on Israel. Apart from Fox News, it doesn’t exist.

Apparently, we are living in a country governed by criminals, with anarchy on our doorstep as the public finally revolts. The BNP could be voted in as a leading party, the Queen might be assassinated any minute, baby murderers and child rapists are given derisory sentences, total global economic meltdown is imminent. We are a dying nation with America toppling and about to squash us as it falls. Armageddon and the end of civilization as we know it are nigh.

There’s nothing we can do about it either. We are helpless spectators at Pompeii.